10. If you wear both suspenders and a belt...
9. If you think conversation with actuaries and engineers is stimulating...
8. If no one's ever told you, "Nice tie"...
7. If all the money in your wallet faces the same direction...
6. If taking your spouse on a cruise means getting 20 hours of CPE...
5. If your three favorite business suits are all blue...
4. If you have the AICPA on speed dial...
3. If you refer to friends and neighbors as clients...
2. If you have a file of blank taxi and restaurant receipts in your desk...
1. If you're still using an abacus because you think Microsoft Excel is a fad...
0. Your name is Jessica or Steffanie

...you might be an accountant!